ok sure fine
assorted phone doodles feat the shittiest edit of (canon) belgian julian for @conceptadecency
i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
this picture of quark and kira is so funny to me it looks like a kid who just told on a bully to his mom









